queen.under.pressure

she is a queen who is always under pressure. Her mom (meghan trainor) was giving birth to her and her sister (deakythediscobean or marii) when she realised her life was all about the bass, not these children. she gave them away for adoption were they got adopted by david bowie. they had a nice time, before they found out they were adopted. their mum died of heart cancer two weeks after they found out. emma and marii went on to be rock legends and played at queen&AL during the 2029 tour. queen.under.pressure found out she was actually a baked bean and then got shoved in an oven and was eaten alive. after this marii commited toaster bath and they met in a new life were emma became brian may and marii became john deacon. the end.

omg hi queen.under.pressure. i heard u were pressured during ur sats

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

judge under the seat

A gun kept under a seat in a vehicle.

John keeps a Judge under the seat Incase of

an emergency.

by blah255 November 19, 2022

six pixels under

To be digitally dead. This can refer to a product that no longer exists or is no longer supported (like Internet Explorer 3.0).

As bad as we may want IE6 to lay six pixels under, the truth is it’s far from dead.

by DanEsparza October 13, 2008

Keep it under the rug

Similar to keeping it under the table, but a bit more descrete. Like if you were to hide everything under a rug to "clean" your room

Im going to give you extra tater tots, but keep it under the rug

by Lil'red November 1, 2013

Hanging Down Under

The act of dangling a turd from an asshole above a bowl of Weet-Bix™ whilst someone else attempts to eat the Weet-Bix™ as fast as they can before the turd plops into the bowl. If the turd plops into the bowl before the other can finish eating the Weet-Bix™, the person eating the Weet-Bix™ must also eat the shit.

"I played a game of 'Hanging Down Under' with old Gazza yesterday, but what he didn't know was that I had a bad case of diarrhea."

by Horny Pooter November 28, 2017

have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers

"Have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers" is a phrase used when something is being handed to somebody for free or when you recieve something you haven't earned. For example a toy in Happy Meal.

Yes, I bought this car. I won a lottery yesterday so I got myself a black belt under the Nogueira brothers. (have a black belt under the Nogueira brothers)

by magnum_opu5 September 24, 2018

Dirty thunder from down under

When your fucking a chick in her pussy and you fart so hard that she feels the vibration of the fart off the head of your dick

I was fucking this chick last night and gave her a dirty thunder from down under , she felt it and laughed

by Dr. Pain April 15, 2020