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Take two beers and pop the slide

To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.
Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.
by ShadowStorm64 August 27, 2010
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two do' slida

a two door coupe, honda made. Between the years of 1989-1999.
yo dopeman when you finna wash dat two do' slida?
by Hot Toddy214 September 11, 2010
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Two Knuckle Puppet

The act performed when a male or female inconspicuously inserts their hand into clothing of a female while in a social setting. A finger is then inserted into her vagina and is manipulated in way that will cause stimulation. The puppet master continues the finger movement as the puppet continues to interact with others in the public setting. The period of time the act is performed is often referred to as a "two knuckle puppet show".
The look of embarrassment came across Jill's face as the dog pulled down the jacket she had draped across her lap, exposing Jack's hand pushed deeply into Jill's Pants, causing their two knuckle puppet show to come to an end.
by Snatch(Beer30) May 3, 2011
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two-room rule

A common occurrence in video games, where, due to RAM limitations, only the room that the player is currently in, and the previously-visited room, are stored in memory. A player can use the two-room rule to his advantage, causing a room to reset, and all enemies and items to respawn, by simply visiting two other rooms.
Player starts in room A.
Player goes to room B.
Player goes to room C.
Player goes back to room A. All enemies and items in room A have reappeared, due to the two-room rule.
by nuclearlemons July 9, 2011
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two buck fucked

The act of getting drunk on the utra cheap, always delicious Charles Shaw wines, popularized by Trader Joes.
Anna: What are you thinming about doing tonight.

Rob: I don't know. I was kind of thinking about getting two buck fucked, how 'bout you?
by m.c. phatback October 2, 2011
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two cent hooker

1. someone who is dressed in a way that makes others perceive them as a prostitute/slut/whore.
2. from Jersey Shore
3. pronounced with Jersey accent. sounds like "two cent hooka!"
Kristen: Dayumm! I saw that girl's vagina when she was walking in front of me up the stairs! Her dress was so short!
Sarah: OMG yeah I saw her! She was lookin like a two cent hooker fo sho!
by guess i got mah swagga back November 17, 2011
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Two-Letter Girl

A female who has the ability to paint more than one letter on her stomach/body for sporting events. Typically seen within a group of smaller bodied, one-letter girls.
"Damn! I just saw a two-letter girl on TV during the Alabama/LSU football game!"
by 2Letter August 31, 2012
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