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my knees have turned to water

When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand
My knees have turned to water
by Paul blart mart January 2, 2017
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tuner

1. A car (usually Japanese) modified to be more aerodynamic and powerful as well as look cool. One great car for tuning is the Nissan Altima or the 240sx. The Altima is little known as a tuner, but is very fast and fun to start with. With some mods (like racing cams and a stronger clutch) it could be a nice car. I can spank lots of things in a non-tuned Altima.

2. a person who modifies cars both performance and cosmetic.
Real situation I experienced.

friend: Haha, My Chevy'll smoke that tuner wanna be.

me: We'll see.

friend: Wanna race?

me: OK

me: Haha, I knew when I saw that you had an automatic tranny, that I could beat you reguardless of the power of your engine. also, your car weighs about 1,000 lbs more than mine, so you're gonna have a hard time eating me for lunch.
by peon July 30, 2004
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Anthea Turners

Rhyming slang for gurners / Aka Pills (ecstasy)

Also can be called Tina Turners..
Orite mate, got any Anthea Turners?
by Aston Boii March 9, 2008
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Turned Onf

That weird in between where you're kinda turned on but at the same time kinda turned off so everything just feels weird and you just want to go home
I feel really turned onf right now, I'm gonna go home.
by Br uh uh uh June 30, 2020
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Turdner Syndrome

Chromosomal abnormality characterised by 45XO genotype. Many people can live a reasonably good, fulfilling lives with reasonably good mental capabilities. Unfortunately severe cases may be extremely mentally challenged with the IQ of a turd.
Tina Turdner was diagnosed with Turdner syndrome last week. No wonder she couldn't graduate from kindergarten. She has a wonderful doctor though.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021
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Greenwich Turnaround

When a girl is super hot from the back and has a huge ass, but turns around and has a forehead big enough to play football on.
Friend 1: #16 is thick thick but she’s got one of those greenwich turnarounds
Friend 2: Would you still fuck tho?
Friend 1: Oh yea a 100%
by travissmom October 12, 2019
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How the turntables have turned

“How the turn tables have turned” is the correct version of the widely known “how the tables have turned” saying. How are the tables going to turn if they cannot do so? The only logical conclusion to this oxymoron is that we are dealing with a turn table not a normal square or round table, no a table that’s meant to be turned a “turn table”. Please do the English language a favor and correct anybody using the incorrect and frankly racist alternative that’s so popular with gen Z
Well well well…. How the turntables have turned.

Son the turntables have turned you can still save your father

Uncle Jim the turntables have turned instead of you diddlin ME I’m gonna be diddlin YOU

Really the uses for this beautiful saying are endless: Ta Ta retards
by FeatherinThemJeans October 12, 2021
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