plug tug

(verb) - A plug tug is when a customer gives a hand job to they/their heroin dealer for dope when they are out of money.

Me: C'mon Jaquan! I'm sick, my stimulus check is held up, and I need a bag of dope! C'mon man!

Jaquan: We can work out a plug tug if you like....

by $lapaho March 4, 2021

Upton Tug Boat

When you ejaculate on your face while pooping.

Jesse pulled an Upton Tug Boat this morning in Royce’s bathroom.

by Targaryen Prince March 5, 2021

Sneeze and tug

When you sneeze in your hand thenJack your man off.

I had a horrible head cold on date night so I gave my man the old sneeze and tug.

by Head cold March 7, 2021

Tug on a tuna

It means take yourself elsewhere for quite a long while bub.

You’re buggin me guy, go tug on a tuna.

by JerBel May 1, 2021

bucket tug

Alternative term for gravity bong (see gravity bong)

I took two bucket tugs and then spent twenty mins searching my house for the hat I was wearing.

by Conanundrum667 July 12, 2022

Tug a Narrow

Coercing a flaccid penis into self-pleasure, not because one is feeling amorous, but they haven't had time. This is common among suburban dads.

The wife and kids ran to Target, so I had to Tug a Narrow. I feel better now.

by Ridge_Land July 16, 2022

Tug-of-war

Ferocious wank

He broke his no fap with a tug-of-war

by ballinjack July 28, 2022