When one of your hoes gets uppity, you gotta punish the biotch. Throw her azz in the Caddy's trunk, and take a ride down the bumpiest road you can find for a couple of hours.
by Dr.Dicknob July 18, 2003
Get the trunkin mug.A Scottish slang term for a male homosexual.
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1. Did you see Dave looking at that bloke, I think he is a bit of a trunk monkey.
2. I feel sorry for Dave that he hasn't come to terms with his sexuality yet. He still tries to make his friends think he likes girls, but we all know he's a trunk monkey!
For example,
1. Did you see Dave looking at that bloke, I think he is a bit of a trunk monkey.
2. I feel sorry for Dave that he hasn't come to terms with his sexuality yet. He still tries to make his friends think he likes girls, but we all know he's a trunk monkey!
by Dick Splash 2 June 13, 2009
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The act of fucking the trunk of a dead (or live) elephant.
This feat can only be done by a man. Strap-ons DO NOT COUNT ladies.
This feat can only be done by a man. Strap-ons DO NOT COUNT ladies.
Ponsonby and the rest of the English aristocrats on African safari have just killed an old male elephant, and there is no doubt that the first thought in their minds was to trunk for the rest of the afternoon. This abomination included barons and earls of high society viciously blitzkrieging their dicks up the formidable nasal instrument of Earth's finest beast.
Trunking with a live elephant, while not totally out of the question, has never been done.
Trunking with a live elephant, while not totally out of the question, has never been done.
by Caligulananda August 25, 2010
Get the trunking mug.When one's ass is either wider than they are tall, or when each individual cheek is mistaken for car bumpers; also, an old woman with a diaper.
I saw this really hot girl, but when she turned around, it was an old lady with her junk in the trunk. She was still hot though.
by Paccali November 15, 2002
Get the junk in the trunk mug.by ABreezy September 20, 2008
Get the tranksta mug.The act of having sex with a drunk girl or trying to get someone drunk so they are more liable to have sex.
by KaoticNoodle December 24, 2006
Get the Trunk a Drunk mug.When two people you are engaging in coitis the male genitalia disengage the vagina and enter the anus swiftly much like a slam dunk in basketball.
Male Friend 1- "So the other night i was having sex with this girl who had a huge ass..."
Male Friend 2- "Did you give her a trunk dunk?!?!?"
Male Friend 1- "Yep, she was shocked at first, but fell in love with it shortly after."
Male Friend 2- "Did you give her a trunk dunk?!?!?"
Male Friend 1- "Yep, she was shocked at first, but fell in love with it shortly after."
by ChetBroda November 5, 2012
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