Guy: Hey, that's a nice slidey trumpet you got there
Trumbonist: It's a trombone.
Trumbonist in there mind: AAAAAAH!!
Trumbonist: It's a trombone.
Trumbonist in there mind: AAAAAAH!!
by DaRedShatter March 13, 2018
Get the slidey trumpetmug. A trump supporter that doesnt actually know anything about politics but views Donald Trump as a mascot for their ignorance. They are very vocal about despising "fake liberal news" but will unquestionably believe any rumor or conspiracy that trump tweets. They can go on a 10 minute rant about hillary clinton eating babies for superpowers and with a straight face call you a sheep afterwards. Most view education as a "liberal hoax" and avoid it like the plague. They may or may not be associated with Qanon
by HillaryEatsBabies November 6, 2020
Get the Trumpetmug. When you stick something can be smoked (Like Cigarettes, Blunts) up a girl’s vagina and suck out from their mouth, then sticking your penis up their vagina.
by scalleywag January 2, 2024
Get the Trumpet Sexmug. Hey, you see this Amy Coney Barrett? She's just a Trumpet - he can get her to do whatever the hell he likes - no questions!
by Shapeless September 26, 2020
Get the Trumpetmug. The Silver Trumpet or Saliva Trumpet the more classy cousin of the rusty trombone, is when you suck one or both balls while jerking off the shaft or playing with the head. This is usually done after enough lube, or mucus is built up on a solidly hard dick.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
This is a great move if you're trying to vary it up. Or your significant other likes when you play with their nuts.
That girl Samantha has a ball fetish I guess, she gave me a silver trumpet non-stop for like 20 minutes bro, it was great. Man, my balls STILL haven't firmed back up! She could suck peanut butter through a straw. I'm calling her tomorrow
by Seozy January 16, 2018
Get the Silver Trumpetmug. A sexual act when a person is eating their partners ass, then the partner will hover their asshole just in front of the person preforming the act. This person will then open their mouth so their partner can fart into the open cavity creating a slight echo reverberating back out of their mouth.
I was eating this girls ass and she told me to open my mouth because she was gonna give me the Trumpets of Jericho, Ive never had someone do that, im in love
by NCDeadpool79 April 14, 2025
Get the Trumpets of Jerichomug. The Three Trumpeteers got pelted with Day-Glo orange paint bombs when they threatened to tramp on the banner hoisted by the trans-pride paraders.
by Wizard of Odds April 21, 2024
Get the Trumpeteermug.