Trumpet Butt

When someone farts.

It’s a polite way to highlight someone’s flatulence.

(Someone farts). “Calm down trumpet butt”

by Sapio Peach August 2, 2022

Trumpet

A instrument that cannot beat the Trombone which was made to replace it. One of the worst instruments

I hate the trumpet

by jobug0228 June 7, 2022

Trumpet Trunks

One who's backside is like a trumpet blowing in their pants

She is a real trumpet trunks, I hear her farting during Teams calls!

by Drinky McDrinkface August 19, 2022

Rusty Trumpet

What trump calls his dick.

"hey girl.....have you met Rusty Trumpet? "

"It takes a lot of talent to blow trump's rusty trumpet"

by rustytrumpetlover November 20, 2022

Trumpet Cake

That part of your stomach people blow on to make fart noises; front-butt; gunt

Dude's trumpet cake was totally shredded with cum-gutters.

by Whoden November 23, 2022

Toilet Trumpet

1. n. Ass, Bottom, Butt. 2. n. Butt hole asshole, any puckering stinkhoop that makes a horn like sound while thrusting pressured gas through its portal

Timmy played his toilet trumpet after lunch in 5th period and it stank.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 8, 2022

Trumpets

(1) Someone who will kiss the ring of Donald Trump to gain favor with his followers. AKA Trump Pet
(2) Someone who does the bidding of Donald Trump because they lack the moral fortitude to act reasonably. AKA Trump Puppet

(1) Every breath of Trumpets Sean Hannity and Marjorie Taylor Greene stroke the ego of Their overlord, Donald Trump.
(2) Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham spoke out against Trump in 2016, with valid points, but are now full-fledged Trumpets after being verbally beaten into submission.

by EasyEnough September 29, 2022