Spunk trumpet

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

by Dren88 December 23, 2022

Rubber Trumpet

When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.

Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?

by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023

Trumpet

Verb. Pronounced: "Trump It"
When you emotional tweet about something as if a twelve year-old would.

You're drunk Jimmy, don't go trumpeting about cultural appropriation. Just pass me the goon sack you gronk.

by nou June 6, 2018

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

Trumpet Cake

That part of your stomach people blow on to make fart noises; front-butt; gunt

Dude's trumpet cake was totally shredded with cum-gutters.

by Whoden November 23, 2022

trumpet transfer

When you blame your flatuence on the dog. A person transfers a smell to a dog.

'I was at a party and let one go but, did a trumpet transfer and ended up getting away with it.'

by Must Stank October 1, 2017

Trumpets

The trumpet, a very nice instrument. The problem is the people playing it. 9.9999/10 they are too loud and 99.9999% of the time, the trumpets are assholes.

God the trumpets won’t shut the fuck up

by Yeetyeetboreet February 19, 2019