I'll Take Things That Suck for 500 Please, Alex

A statement reflecting profound unhappiness.

"Oh, man. The other day on the Poudre I missed Decision Rock and got my ass handed to me. There was carnage everywhere and I was like, 'I'll take things that suck for 500 please, Alex.'"

by wykykr May 15, 2006

sweet things

A term used when a moment of happiness or glee occurs.

Is usually uttered from the tongue of the non-black North American's who want to sound black.

Doc. Z: "I'm handing your math exams back"

Jassey: "Oh poom, i know i failed!"

Doc. Z: "No Jassey, You pass with a 51%"

Jassey: "Sweet things! Now i don't have to go to high school anymore!"

by so-ill January 11, 2009

on a thing

Being in a relationship that involves kissing etc and commitment but not being official

'You going out yet?'
'Nah, just on a thing.'

by Katieranger121 December 1, 2014

swamp thing

The Swamp Thing, a comic-book based movie made in 1982, tells a heroic tale of a story. Anyways, it is a super good awesome movie, as is its sequel, The Return of The Swamp Thing made in 1989. Both are must sees.

lets go watch The Swamp Thing and then eat french fries and gravy.

by Wilburrr September 21, 2005

the thing that should not be

a kick ass song by METALLICA. it was made in their good days before they sold out.

master of puppets is the best album

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

that thing

n. A thing; esp. one that that has been sent

"Did you get that thing I sent you?"

by Josh N. November 29, 2005

Best Thing Ever

1. Used to describe something very good or rated highly as a favourite.

2. Used to describe something by someone who over reacts and says things are way better than they actually are.

1. That experience was the best thing ever.

2. Person A "Did you like the present I sent you?"
Person B "OMG I LOVE IT, it's the BEST THING EVER"

by Ejoy June 1, 2006