A woody towel is the bar rag male bartenders tuck in the front of the britches supposedly for wiping off their hands. In reality it is to cover their "wood" as in "I would love to..." when face to face with a hottie or face to flesh with a pair of mounds more than a mouthful. It conveniently covers the bulge, re-adjustment, as well as subtle massage in an inconspicious manner under the guise of wiping one's hands.
With the nipples pressing to escape the fabric in front of the bartender's eyes, the bar rag in the back pocket was subtley switched to the front, thus becoming a woody towel.
by BigRedBeast May 13, 2011
Get the Woody Towelmug. by getrealman December 2, 2021
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Get the Towelmug. by Frogbigfartpissyman June 20, 2021
Get the towel molestationmug. Shayna: "Kathleen would you get out of that towel? People are coming."
Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
Kathleen: "God Shayna you don't have to towel shame everyone."
by mdawg448 December 11, 2016
Get the towel shamemug. just one of many expressions used to describe a tampon. Originates from the word flange that refers to a less than appealing vagina.
by c0za April 8, 2005
Get the flangeeta towelmug.