Tired

When someone is washed up, annoying, and can't fight for more than 15 seconds because they getting old.

Sukihana: I will knock you the fuck out you tired ass hoe! Bitch you tired you can't fight for 15 seconds I can go for 45!

by Boojaynahhhh January 26, 2024

Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 7, 2017

Hungry Tired

When you're too tired to feel hungry, but you're hungry enough that you can't fall asleep until after you ate.

I was that hungry tired, it took me 2 hours to decide if I was hungry, but after I ate food, I slept for 10 hours.

by Kakitsune November 13, 2021

Tired

To not sleep and stay up talking to your boyfriend or girlfriend!

I am so tired I stayed up talking to my boyfriend

by Stacies October 6, 2019

Spare Tire

When you play a game of Commander with a 5th player, usually among friends.

Everyone actually showed up. I guess we'll run a Spare Tire

by FanOfWalls June 26, 2024

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

Tire biter

When someone is chewing on a used condom with any amount of cum still inside of it

You just ate a used condom and now your a tire biter

by Bart Allen3212345 May 24, 2018