thunder chunking

When two morbidly obese lesbians become scissor sisters.

"I caught Connie and Ellen thunder chunking in the master bedroom!"

by Boy Butter September 21, 2018

Thunder Dan

The Greatest Track Coach, Geometry Teacher, youtuber, and elliptigo rider in the history of Marquette High School.

No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

"When I see you... in class"
-Thunder Dan

by thunderdanfanclub May 2, 2019

thunder gay

Justine. Loud and gay

Justine is such a thunder gay

by Flicking your bean April 2, 2022

thunder jack

When you jackoff during a storm and finish after lightning strikes.

"Dude, it was pouring so hard last night I almost couldn't tell if I was able to do a thunder jack."

by Ponyboymlp April 22, 2016

Celtic Thunder

When an Irish woman, crushes your skull with her thighs, whilst you are performing oral sex on her.

Me: I was eating Nora out, and she almost gave me a Celtic Thunder!

by Dominic Pacheco August 17, 2019

Thunder Cunt

A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.

I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.

by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020

Thunder speed

When you are fucking a girl so fast you feel like you are in a tornado.The booms of her cheeks imitate the sound of thunder.(only works with straight sex none of that gay shit)

“Want some pizza?”-Mark
“Oh hell yeah, hey did I tell you about last night?”-tony
“Give me some of that shit nigga.”-Jerome
“I fucked my girl so fast that we went thunder speed.”-tony
“I thought you were gay.”-Jerome

“I haven’t even been near a vagina since I came out one and that’s been about 45 years.”-mark

by ChunkyCheese05 October 6, 2021