Taint Burger

A Sandwich made up of lettuce, tomatoes, onion, relish, mustard, and "cottage cheese". And of course some shit, it is eaten off of one's taint, and is best enjoyed with a warm glass of asparagus urine.

"Damn, this Taint Burger tastes like SHIT!"

"Well, I had better wash up. I just polished off my third Taint Burger, and I don't want to go around smelling like Ben Bernanke!"

by Mr. Shits on the run August 18, 2011

quaint taint

Complimentary word that is slang for a female's lower-body genitalia

Christine certainly has a quaint taint!

by Fuzzy Archer November 8, 2009

auxiliary taint

A secondary taint which is located between the anus and tail (or tailbone).

"Holy crap! Jacob just tried to lick that cat's butthole but he missed and licked it's auxiliary taint instead! Brutal!"

by Rufus Spivens August 13, 2012

Taint

The time between the start of a project and the end of the project.

There taint much time to finish this job.

by DAHERM October 4, 2005

Tainted

Skanky, Dirrty (X-tine Style), doing dirty deeds in someone else's space, area i.e. beds, bathrooms, etc. Therefore making the space tainted. Also see Alyssa.

That stupid whore tainted my couch.

by Paris December 13, 2003

Arabian Taint Punch

The act of fisting someone else’s taint, traditionally by means of restraining the unlucky victim. The action typically involves a very carefully timed series of direct connections. It is at the discretion of the aggressor to use talc or shards of glass. The talc prevents moisture from creating suction which could be unpleasant for all parties involved. Commonly abbreviated “ATP”

"Don't make me give you an Arabian taint punch!"

"Gave him the old ATP."

by Brishem November 30, 2009

taint

It's called Taint because there "TAINT" nothing there.

Don't try drilling into where there "taint" nothing to drill into!

by Barry T. August 30, 2005