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Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
by onken015 April 19, 2013
mugGet the Johnny Vegas Syndromemug.

Vegas Water Fountain

Red Bull mixed with the tears of bachelor party attendees for the mourning of the grooms soon to be castration.
All looked on with amazement as the Vegas Water Fountain filled the streets of Charlotte on March 22.
by Big Floppys master March 4, 2014
mugGet the Vegas Water Fountainmug.

Daniel Vegas

ongoing process
a novel
written by a proph...
Man, that was DANIEL VEGAS???!
by dontusewhorerealname October 26, 2020
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las vegas left turn

When you're in the left turn lane on a wide boulevard but you turn right instead.
Billy was in the left turn lane, but realized that the Casino he wanted to visit was to the right. He decided to do a las vegas left turn.
by bush did 911 March 20, 2022
mugGet the las vegas left turnmug.

Vegas Surprise

When you are in your hotel room in Vegas and you take a shit in the toilet and then put the top down with out flushing.
You Dave check it out - i just took a shit and didn't flush. Chris is about to get a Vegas Surprise!!!!
by VegasSurpriseGuy August 22, 2008
mugGet the Vegas Surprisemug.

Vegas kid issues

When a kid's parents spend all their money gambling so don't have any money to spend on their kid
"That kid never goes anywhere or has any money"
"Yeah, talk about Vegas kid issues"
by Terranovator December 28, 2022
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Veganess

The state of being vegan
Person: Ew is her veganess contagious?
by Yee-Yee10 May 24, 2022
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