Semen frisbee

When you nut on a plate. Freeze it. And then throw it and a girl catches it her mouth

Person1:Dude my girl wanted me to give her a semen frisbee last night.

Person2: wow she must be a freak!

by TheRealCoochieMan. February 24, 2021

Semen Demon

Noun, A dark entity consumed by the insiatiabke urge to gargle all the cum in the universe and other multiverses.

"Oh no there A Semen Demon draining my love eggs, pack your dick n balls and rum for your sperm count Aaaaaarghh!!!!

by dick chesse May 18, 2024

Semen tax

A form of tax paid in exchange for a favor, usually sexual in nature that ends in ejaculation

Cindy and I went to Applebee's, I was short on cash but offered to pay the bill if she paid the semen tax.

by CumSailAway March 30, 2024

Semen covered beanstock

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016

semen-white

The brightest white known to man: the whiteness of the product of his loins.

"What a smile Carol, your teeth are looking semen-white today!"

"My skins so pale!.. its definitely semen-white."

by pseud0lady July 23, 2012

Semen Smuggler

Usually a large cheeked person is needed and like a hamster they will store the semen for a later day.

Simon : "hey jerry i never managed to swallow your load quick enough so i stored it in my cheeks as we crossed over into wales."

Jerry : " ha dude you smuggled my semen!"

Simon : "oh no im a semen smuggler!"

by whiskey pack November 23, 2011

cranberryly semen

semen that contains cranberry (the semen that produced after consuming cranberry)

"Your cranberryly semen tastes good"

by yourprettynerd November 27, 2023