River Rat

A person who plays poker knowing that its all aobut chance and by getting the cards they need to own the noobs who take it seriosuly
"I got the Ace on the river!"

"You river rat!"

"Just owned you noob!"
by 375ml October 09, 2008
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John Rivers

A tranny, typically of African American descent, that enjoys DUBSTEP and little girls.
In a chat room:

Person 1: <Asks for nudes>
Person 2: He's such a John Rivers!
Person 3: Let's block him.
by ChingyChong August 11, 2011
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Goulais River

Goulais River

1-An area slightly North of civilization.
2-A word often used in insult
3-A short-form for Armpit Of Ontario
4-A popular destination for bears
5-Where cars and trucks go to die
1-Person 1:"Hey!, let's go to Goulais River!!"

Person 2: "Where the heck is that??"

2-"You inbred!! you act like you're from Goulais River!"

"You bought a house in Detroit? you're so Goulais!!"

3-"LOL, You live in Goulais??"

4- Bear 1: "Let's go to Goulais and eat some garbage"

Bear 2: "Where the heck is Goulais?"

Bear 3: "You're kidding me right?"

5- "Hey, let's fix up this perfectly good car so it looks cool and goes fast".............time goes by................."oops, I guess it's Goulais Rivered now!!"
by F!$h!e February 05, 2010
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Mystic River

When you whipe the ball sweat across a girl's lip.
Dude! I had some sweaty balls last night so i gave Jenna a Mystic River!
by Big Boy Bad Blow May 03, 2009
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Bad River Buffalo

a nasty ugly dirty fat chick, the word originated from st. charles, mi
DAMN! Look at that Bad River Buffalo eatin grass over there.

I really regret takin that Bad River Buffalo home last night.
by BeLegitStoopid July 01, 2010
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denial is a river in egypt

Popularized on TikTok, implying someone is in denial. This phrase is referring to a clip of Wendy Williams on a radio show, where she says to a caller “denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is gay.” The joke is that Wendy recited the saying incorrectly.

The real saying is “denial is not (just) a river in Egypt”: A humorous phrase used to highlight the fact that someone is in denial about something. (A pun on the colloquial pronunciation of "the Nile.")
Denial is a river in Egypt”: Remember that time Wendy Williams said “denial is a river in Egypt, your husband is gay!” while live on air?

“Denial is not (just) a river in Egypt”: The boss thinks he can salvage this project by throwing more money at it. Someone should let him know that denial isn't a river in Egypt.
by sometimesitslikethat January 28, 2023
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River Buoy(s)

River Buoy(s) is a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.
River Buoy(s): a term for South American migrants who drown while trying to cross the u.s mexico border, it can also be used as a general insult like wetback or spic.

JimBob: "Hey Cletus you seen that picture of that migrant who drowned with his daughter trying to cross the border?"

Cletus: "serves them damn River Buoys right for crossing illegally"

JimBob: "Mama I seen a pack of river buoys down at the wallyworld today"

Mama: "JimBob quit being a racist sack of shit, ever since your father left and you started browsing that 4chin you think you can just be a racist cunt. how about you get a job and maybe the migrants won't have a job to steal, maybe lay off the moonpies and jog a little and you wouldn't be a 30 year old virgin"
by CumsInJars4Fun69 May 29, 2021
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