When two guys are out at a bar looking to hook up as they survey the joint to find a table that commonly has two girls with similar goals.
"Yeah Biggie lets work that deuce under the Budweiser sign, I get the blonde, you take the redhead".
by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008
Get the work that deucemug. When, in role-play, the one assuming the role of "the Dick" will defecate upon the recipient "the kicker", showing them that they have done incorrectly performed within the confines of the role-play. This is a very effective form of sensual punishment within the bedroom.
by Angreesloth November 28, 2011
Get the Deuce the kickermug. by Vankouver June 8, 2004
Get the dub deucesmug. Hey man did you see Dave's new deuce and a quarter?
No. Where the hell does he find all these fucking Buicks at?
No. Where the hell does he find all these fucking Buicks at?
by 3decadestoolate July 18, 2012
Get the Deuce and a Quartermug. by jew c tuatte March 15, 2009
Get the chunkin deucemug. by Anonymous June 13, 2003
Get the Deucemug. verb
To accurately and specifically predict the reaction of someone to a situation or stimulus, showing acute insight into and observation of (or just over-familiarity with) the subject.
Named after alias of the first recorded example of "deuce-ing." Not meant to belittle the subject, but rather, to praise the observatorial powers of the deuce-er.
To accurately and specifically predict the reaction of someone to a situation or stimulus, showing acute insight into and observation of (or just over-familiarity with) the subject.
Named after alias of the first recorded example of "deuce-ing." Not meant to belittle the subject, but rather, to praise the observatorial powers of the deuce-er.
Time: 1:15
Place: Outside, across street from bar
Jeff and Peter observe John walking in the general direction of bar
Jeff: "Hey, ask John if he's getting a Martini or a Mimosa."
Peter: (Checks watch) To Jeff: "He'll say it's too late for a Mimosa." Yells To John: "Are you getting a Martini or a Mimosa?"
John: (Checks watch) To Peter: "It's too late for a Mimosa."
Jeff & Peter: (Laugh)
Jeff: (To Peter) "Dude, you totally deuced him."
Place: Outside, across street from bar
Jeff and Peter observe John walking in the general direction of bar
Jeff: "Hey, ask John if he's getting a Martini or a Mimosa."
Peter: (Checks watch) To Jeff: "He'll say it's too late for a Mimosa." Yells To John: "Are you getting a Martini or a Mimosa?"
John: (Checks watch) To Peter: "It's too late for a Mimosa."
Jeff & Peter: (Laugh)
Jeff: (To Peter) "Dude, you totally deuced him."
by jmiller September 7, 2006
Get the deucemug.