carpet surf

A lesbian public display of affection, where one female (usually the one in the "male" role) rubs the vaginal area of the other. It is termed "surfing" as the recipient is fully clothed, no penetration is made. Amongst lesbian circles, it's seen as a friendly "hello".
I saw this girl carpet surf this other girl at the club last night at the bar, they weren't shy about it or anything.

If that carpet surf goes any longer we're going to need a mop and bucket.
by C Grim January 27, 2014
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Carpet Cleaner

She gave me a blumpkin so i gave her a carpet cleaner!
by tunzo February 05, 2010
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carpet bomb

The at of taking a dump on your sexual partners pubic hair. This act is related to the bunker buster.
Matt carpet bombed Carol in a wild frenzy of sexual activity.
by Glen Newhall February 07, 2007
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Carpet Match the Drapes

Term used when someone is asking whether a person's pubic hair color matches the color of the hair on their head. This question is usually asked of a person with red hair.
Hey Charlie, I saw you went home with that cute redheaded chick from the bar last night. Did the carpet match the drapes?
by Midnight310 August 13, 2011
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Carpet Bomb

When you and a friend rub a girls face into a carpet and then jizz on her.
"Kyle and I carpet bombed the shit out of her last night."
by tuckchuck January 24, 2010
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curtains match the carpet

when a chicks hair (on her head) is the same color as her hair on her pussy.
Damn! That is one hot redhead! I wonder if the curtains match the carpet.
by OnE LoVe September 01, 2003
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Magic Carpet Ride

Getting eaten out by a dude with a beard.
My boyfriend never shaves when he's on vacation. I hope I get a magic carpet ride!
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 09, 2021
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