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Benji Bed

When your tired but really need to piss
by Damien Darrell August 15, 2021
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Bed partner

So, Lisa (cocktail waitress), do you have a bed partner?
by Laurie_From_Cincinnati August 21, 2021
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Bed Strength

1: When you are so weak, it's as if you have just woken up moments before.
2: When you are sexually fit.
Guy 1: Hey man, can you help me with this couch?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I can't right now, I'm having some serious issues with some bed strength right now.
by spike117 February 24, 2012
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bed chocolate

A suspicious brown object that you discover upon your pillow when waking in the morning. How did it get there? No one will ever know. Not safe for consumption.
Hobo Jemima: That couldn't have been chocolate.
Hobo Cletus: Why not?
Hobo Jemima: It was too stanky.
Hobo Cletus: You're right... it must have been bed chocolate! Wait, I don't even have a bed!
by fuzzydickwumpkins January 11, 2012
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Bed Yam

A person who sits in bed and watches television or plays on the computer too much.
George would rather sit in bed and watch movies ( be a Bed Yam) than go out with his friends.
by sally44567 January 1, 2012
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jizz bed

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.
Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!
by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011
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Bed excuse

An excuse, (usually a bad excuse) that people use when they cancel on something but actually just want to sleep together.
Ah my boyfriend is tired and wants to go home.
Ah thats just a Bed excuse!

I am so tired tonight... i cant come to the party...sorry
ah, yea your boyfriend said the same... thats a bed excuse girl!
by MakgeoliDaan September 26, 2011
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