Baker

The type of woman with a dad who is a construction worker and a crazy step mom and a crazy step mom. A hard worker and a horrible cook. Someone who can teach their kids right and a drinker.
Hey Mr.Baker”
What year is it?”
by goofgooflaugh October 30, 2022
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Baker Slade

A golf shot That an average golfer will never perfect... It is a rare golf shot that starts all the way to the left and slowly works its way to the right....150 drive in the moddle of the fairway ..most would call it a slice...bigbabyjesus would say otherwise
Okay boys we have a dog leg right..... So we're gonna need the baker slade here...
by Peachdiddy March 01, 2024
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reverse Hannah Baker

When you send "a tape" to some of your friends saying nice things, the opposite to what Hannah Baker did in 13 reasons why
Yo, what a nice reverse Hannah Baker you sent me
by Metyoulanzipedia January 02, 2020
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baker smerk

undefinable, but priceless

maybe a slight curl of the lips
Cheech: (insert joke here)
Baker: (the baker smerk)
by capam713 April 24, 2011
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Shirley Baker

The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon
“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing
by DefinitionGuy666 January 12, 2020
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Elijah cape baker

Its the name of a person who produces cream
by Eli gyattt November 27, 2023
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Baker's Week

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.

Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.
Hey, my birthday's 8 days away!

Great, I'll see you at the party in a Baker's Week!
by TheFiend138 April 30, 2019
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