Agent Washington

Agent Washington is the hottest dude in Project Freelancer is Rooster Teeth's iconic YouTube Webseries "Red Vs Blue"
Me: "man, Agent Washington is so hot <3"
My friend: "simp."
by LunarSouls4952 November 03, 2023
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see you in Washington

Corporate lingo to say, “I’m disappearing to an undisclosed location for a holiday, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than deal with work.” It gives the illusion of a business trip, but really, you're vibing somewhere on the beach with a Negroni and work phone turned off.
VP: “Can you put this deck and analysis together for next week?”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”
by corporateweapon69 December 20, 2024
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Washington Hellfire

Eat three Taco Bell burritos loaded with Diablo sauce from three different states, then eat two spicy Mchickens and a whole bag of hot Cheetos. Go to a sleeping friend and poop all of that into there mouth and then they will proceed to throw up all of that back at you asshole.
Yo man I gave my boy a crazy Washington Hellfire last night, it was hilarious!
by Jimmy0517 June 05, 2025
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Washington Waterslide

The act of filling a waterslide with piss and cum and diving head first into it. It is fully enjoyed when you do it with multiple people and have sex in it afterwards.
"Did you hear about Jame's Washington Waterslide at his house last Friday? everyone contributed to fill it up!"
"Wow talk about a group effort!"
"I wish I went but I was too busy enjoying my girlfriend's Mississippi Birdbath."
by pimpster69420 September 17, 2023
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Da "Capital City" of da You-Ess-of-Ay, where narcotics are so rampant dat it was named after one of da biggest drug-producing countries of da world.
Da fact dat his home-base town was called, "Washington, District of Colombia" makes me wonder if ol' George needed his famous wooden dentures 'cuz he had meth-teeth?
by QuacksO November 20, 2021
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did Washington drive a doger

yes he did
person 1: did Washington drive a doger
person 2: ye
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chimacum washington

complete ass. highschool is ass. elementary is ass. never teach us shit. mr gusher
let’s go to chimacum washington!
by ass eater 6996 April 02, 2022
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