dance mom

pushy, obnoxious crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, dance or enter beauty contests. usually turning them into emotionally scarred adults who hate their parents.

joe: your mum is a crazy dance mom
lisa: i don't understand

by games98092893 August 19, 2019

smoothie mom

A mom you see on the street dressed in workout clothes either coming back from a spin class, yoga class, or just has a really good body and can rock workout attire. Her kids are almost always gorgeous and you can always assume that she has had some type of smoothie drink at some point in her day.

Carol: Hey Kim where do you think Sarah got those leggings?
Kim: I don't know, but she wears them like everyday, she's such a smoothie mom.

by thepal January 19, 2017

Soccer Mom

A mom who attends all of their child's soccer games, has has no clue about any of the rules.

Soccer Mom: C'mon goalie, chase the ball across the field!

by Jimbolicious7 March 16, 2015

Mom Blocked

When your mom cock blocks and/or twat swats you.

My mom came in town to visit me and totally mom blocked my hook up.

by Tree Hall November 02, 2009

cake mom

A female who possesses a dominatingly colossal butt; who can be a mother when needed, but also show you a good time. (Doesn't have to be a mom).

The moment I laid eyes on my future wife's cheeks I knew she was a cake mom.

by cakemom May 02, 2016

Meme mom

A meme mom is basically the mom of a group that really likes memes, or just a meme loving mom lol.

„She‘s the mom of this group, the meme mom, actually“

by iiinsertusername October 28, 2018

mom tone

The tone of voice your mother uses when she wants you to tell her something. Slightly different than mom voice.

(Something to be said in mom tone)
"Are you sure that you don't want to talk?"

by KingStrider December 30, 2016