Crotch Goat

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.

"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."

by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 1, 2010

Throat Goat

Someone who gives mad glock

Dude have you heard? Hailey's a throat goat.

by AstralNull April 28, 2022

Goat Milk

Pure deliciousness!

Goat Milk See: Milked and Goated

I was milkin some serious goats yesterday!

by TheMilkerOfGoats June 27, 2011

city goat

The urban equivalent of a hillbilly.

Have you seen all those old truck parts outside the Hatfield place? He is such a city goat!

by tomdog Klisuric December 26, 2008

goat spray

A perfume or body spray used to ensure that one doesn't smell like a goat. Sometimes used in conjunction with amonkey bath when one is short on time.

Also, a spray that has been used specifically to cover up and/or mask the smell of body odor, cigarette smoke, or any other foul odors.

Katie: "Are you going to take a shower before we go out?"
Sheri: "Nah, a monkey bath and some goat spray should do it."

by Resident Drunk January 8, 2008

Fainting Goat

An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.

Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.

by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010

Milking the Goat

When two guys are showing the goat to a girl and the girl jacks them off at the same time as if you were milking a goat

Jack: Dude, I know this sorority girl that is willing to do the move, milking the goat
Bill: I don't know man, she is pretty dirty.... but i'm always down for getting milked
Jack: ok she is gonna come in the door now so get ready!

by Marsupial Watson October 1, 2010