Elie

The hottest woman in the world. Her proper title is “Mommy” and must always be used. Elie’s may appear small and inferior but they are very aggressive scary hot individuals. Every guy wants her, all girls want to be like her. They are queens of Passive aggressive. Also, they have horrible coffee taste, so if she likes a coffee you know right away it’s bad.

Anna: Hey Elie….
Elie: ummmmm sorry it seems you forgot how to properly approach me (stares aggressively)
(Anna gulps)

Anna: sorry, Mommy Elie

by mystify April 8, 2022

National Hate Eli Day

May 16, a day where all Eli’s around the world should be hated, especially those named Eli Hodgson

“Hey it’s national Hate Eli Day, we should go make fun of Eli

by Abe Lincoln 3rd May 16, 2022

Eli

the most pretty, talented, kind, cute, and smart cow in teh world

I wish I was like Eli

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- November 10, 2020

Diddy Eli

Being freaky with your siblings

Don't do the Diddy Eli

by Ejrhshend August 30, 2025

Eli

The guy who you think is nice but is intact a asshole

Eli ignored my boundaries
Eli's house of lies is crumbling

Eli called us mentally ill hypocrites

by UrParentsFavPan November 13, 2022

Ely

The name of a tall white boy with a huge cock who gets 100’s of bitches and likes taller guys

“Yeah my friend got a huge cock”
“Oh that must be Ely”

by Elyhasahugeeeecock October 23, 2022

Eli

Coolest guy around

Eli is so awesome dude!

by Koen57 November 19, 2023