a one night stand hook-up that you have with someone, that, as the name implies, you have "met" through a Craigslist personals ad.
Two teenage boys are in conversation:
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
James: I am no longer a virgin
George: lol. What did you do to pop it? Cuz I will kill you if I you popped my ex-girlfriend Christina's cherry. Or did you date-rape some carnival floozie, like Homer Simpson's brother?
James: Um, roflmao, no. I did none of the junk you have enumerated so far. FYI George, i had a craigs-hook.
George: Wow!. So I guess you really were that desperate to lose your virginity that you even abandoned all moral pretexts and turned to Craigslist. Interesting.
by Sexydimma January 16, 2012
Get the craigs-hookmug. A white kid that has the resemblance of the danibals monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball and is very likely to be the next MJ. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist kid, a fortnite kid, a Christian boy, a kid who likes a certain girl who they don’t stop talking about, and a fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.
by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020
Get the Craigmug. A dangerous boy who loves feet, and testicles. He is the hottest person alive but honestly is kinda goofy with his communist views. Everyone loves a good Craig now and then.
by Craygwirls November 2, 2022
Get the Craigmug. Tall lanky and very clumsy man-like creature. Likes to sniff your armpits and collects his own toe nail clippings. Also, it has a very unpleasant odor.
by Slimstacy June 25, 2017
Get the craig wellsmug. Apple’s Senior VP of Software Engineering:
1) oversees everything of it’s software (iOS, macOS etc)
2) often giving speeches (and jokes) during WWDC
3) known as Hair Force One by Apple fans
(the best Apple executive for sure)
1) oversees everything of it’s software (iOS, macOS etc)
2) often giving speeches (and jokes) during WWDC
3) known as Hair Force One by Apple fans
(the best Apple executive for sure)
OMG did Craig Federighi just make a meme again at WWDC? 😭😭
craig federighi is definitely going to be Apple’s next CEO ;)
craig federighi is definitely going to be Apple’s next CEO ;)
by swifventie February 6, 2023
Get the craig federighimug. by locostacos56 August 2, 2018
Get the craig trottsmug. Mike Wazowski’s younger brother. He has 2 eyes, brown skin, is a pedophile who had 69 accounts of rape on human children and is in jail for life where he dropped the soap 100 times. His brother disowned him. That is Craig Wazowski’s life
by Craig Wazowski May 3, 2019
Get the Craig Wazowskimug.