When someone is confronted by criticism, but don't want to use it as advice to improve, they pull "The Hater Card" where they'll call you or others a hater, say the phrase "Haters gonna hate" or anything involving the word "Hater" as a means to avoid the criticism.
"Hey, although it is funny, try not to repeat the joke all that much. It'll become unfunny after a couple times."
"Haters gonna hate!"
"You're just going to pull The Hater Card because you don't like what I said? Fuck off."
"Haters gonna hate!"
"You're just going to pull The Hater Card because you don't like what I said? Fuck off."
by Mylittlepony May 25, 2018
Get the The Hater Cardmug. Slang for a person who’s only contributions to discussions are vague, positive statements. Nobody disagrees with them because there’s nothing of substance in what they say. They prevent issues from being discussed because the only response to their feel-good cliche is a quiet head nod or other innocuous affirmation. The conversation typically fizzles out because it’s easy to look like a jackass by detracting from the positive end note in a group setting.
Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.
Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
Someone is a genuine Greeting Card when they truly believe their vague positivity accomplished something.
Someone can cynically act like a Greeting Card when they intentionally want to close a hard conversation where they may have to deal with uncomfortable topics or discussions. Watch politicians and corporate executives do it all the time.
"I think what we can all agree on is that the children’s safety is very important to all of us." – Jim, in a meeting
"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
"Jim always kisses ass and only says obvious shit that means nothing. We never talk about how to actually fix things. Jim is such a freaking Greeting Card!" – Jane, to a friend after the meeting
by plaything_of_the_gods October 1, 2020
Get the Greeting Cardmug. A house where people go to gamble their money in card games such as poker or Tonk which the house gets a percentage out of each winning hand.
My uncle Flip runs a card house from his home to supplement his social security income.
My grandma would invite local construction workers to her card house on their pay day.
My grandma would invite local construction workers to her card house on their pay day.
by Mackendeez October 24, 2017
Get the card housemug. by Green weenie July 20, 2021
Get the Card bangermug. A Women whom wants to be a wife one day. Dreams of marrying her ideal husband who's Tall, Athletic, Handsome and Romantic in every way. Live in a big house and have beautiful kids but she's neither cooks or bakes on a regular basis.
Man. Can you make me a Fudge German Chocolate cake.
Charmaine. If I read the instruction on the box I'm sure I can make a chocolate cake for you.
Man. Charmaine I'm have to take away your Wifey card until you learn how to cook and bake.
Charmaine. If I read the instruction on the box I'm sure I can make a chocolate cake for you.
Man. Charmaine I'm have to take away your Wifey card until you learn how to cook and bake.
by Doit4thevine November 18, 2014
Get the wifey cardmug. A card that you lose if you masturbated with a virtual character in VR, and didn't actually masturbate. Also the Google Cardboard, but is more referred to as the first definition said.
Guy 1: "Hey dude, guess what I did last night in VR."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."
Guy 2: "Oh no, please don't tell me you l..."
Guy 1: "I lost my VR-Card last night!"
Guy 2: "Oh my... YOU FUCKING LONER."
Guy 1: "Dude, I just couldn't resist."
Guy 2: "Get a life, and please just shut the fuck up."
by HHatss October 4, 2021
Get the VR-Cardmug. When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.
I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.
by Bonemanrides March 6, 2019
Get the Card Fartmug.