Captain Hooked

The act of a woman giving you a blow job and then secretly slipping her finger in your but and curling her finger in a hook shape so you can't pull it out while doing her best impression of captain Hook.

Everything was going good last night until she Captain Hooked me.

by Mr.funster February 19, 2018

The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.

Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017

captain cornflakes

Someone who really does not like the n word...

I said the n word on Captain Cornflakes stream, karma is an n word

by I am a fucking cunt March 1, 2017

captain's list

the short list of people with whom you would feel comfortable talking on the phone while you are dropping a deuce

My girlfriend has asked me to remove her from my captain's list.

by Ae5Ea8 April 27, 2016

captain merica

That one dude who is overly American (e.g. Eating hot dogs and going to baseball games)

Boy, he is such a captain merica

by Mrwat February 1, 2017

Captain's Chair

Another word for a computer chair.

"I got it! Hand over the captain's chair!"

"Your obviously doing it wrong. Give me the captains chair."

by DutchPirate September 20, 2012

captain buddick

A man whose penis cannot be felt during intercourse

My friends name is Iain or Captain Buddick

by joelykins12 November 26, 2011