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Beef Thicket

An area encumbered by heavy ass gas that will not disperse and one you must traverse through. Also, the depositor of said gas usually did so with an S.B.D. (silent but deadly) fart.
"Beef Thicket" While strolling the aisle of your local supermarket you suddenly hit a wall of odor that makes the air taste thick and impenetrable, not unlike having your path obstructed by a row of thick thorn bushes. As you pass through the described area you will state " phew, beef thicket" and quicken your pace.
by Pizza The Gut 331 December 25, 2011
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Beef Jerkies

I don't know if I am ready for sex, how about beef jerkies?
by Powpowjanet June 22, 2019
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Beef Treat

When someone lets air out of their anus; a fart, a toot, butt burp, barking spider, cutting cheese, STINKIES, passing wind, stink bomb, silent but deadlies, ripping a nasty, woofies, butt trumpet, ass bark, but the best one, beef treats.
WOAH, who is laying beef treats?
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Im dropping beef treats all over this bitch.
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When josh was sleeping, i left a big fat beef treat right on his face.
by droppin them beeftreats101 February 2, 2010
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Hammered Beef

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.
We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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Slinging the Beef

When a woman (or a very feminine male) riding a motorized vehicle serves hot and juicy beef at a Chicago sporting tailgate.
"Hey guys! Look who is slinging the beef!"
by DrDizzle October 10, 2017
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Lay beef

to lay beef or the act of laying beef is when a person and or persons fart, poop, or shart, without telling the other people in the room.
"glenn was laying beef while the rest of us sat by watching tv unsuspectingly"

" I was about to lay beef in the middle of a speech, but decided to hold it in."
by JERANIMAL July 19, 2009
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hold the beef

in reference to vegetarians who go to taco bell and say hold the beef sub beans.
phrase used to reference something that needs to be put off or shouldn’t be done
rihanna needs to hold the beef with fenty beauty and drop another album it’s been 5 years ma’am
by butchthebutcher1 April 22, 2021
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