Random Beef

When one has an unspecified hatred or dislike for another when this person has done nothing wrong. derived from the words beef, as in being moody with someone and random to imply spontaneity
marty: hey john
john:...
marty: i wonder why hes got random beef with me
by Puff Puff Parsnip February 22, 2012
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Beef Twerp

Shitting a little bit on accident while farting in a bathtub.
I had just drawn a hot bath and was soaking my tired muscles when I did a beef twerp and a brown slick bubbled to the surface.
by Eaton Holgoode January 07, 2019
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Beef Truffles

A massive, beefy shit one takes after engorging on Brazilian red meats at a Brazilian steakhouse. Hallmarked by the accompanying beefy farts.
I ate so much meat at the Brazilian steakhouse last night at our company party that I was dropping beef truffles at 35,000 ft on my flight home. The pilot almost had to drop the oxygen masks for passenger relief.
by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018
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beef chowder

Don't be gross it's just chowder with chunks of beef.
Bob is making the biggest batch of beef chowder I have ever seen.... Ew
by Youcant September 01, 2015
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Beef Blankets

On her way out of the bathroom, Katie tripped on her California King Size Beef Blankets.
He doesn't have a comforter, he wraps up in Katie's Beef Blankets when he gets cold.
by cuddlefinger December 07, 2011
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Eat beef

I don’t like the way your talking to me, eat beef.
by DBlockk021 August 14, 2019
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Beef squad

The squad that doesn't fight but always has a lot of beef
by JG VO PF AO March 20, 2017
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