Two seconds thick

Refers to something that is very thin.

Nancy's hair is two seconds thick.

by Cocoa J November 1, 2018

National text a thick redhead day

If you send this to a thick redhead she has to send a picture of her cake

National text a thick redhead day

by The wizard 85246 July 15, 2020

National post the thickest girl you know day.

On December 26, post your thickest friend, girlfriend, or best friend. This day is for the thickest of the thick.

I posted Beyoncé today, she’s thick.
I love National post the thickest girl you know day.

by Thick girl day December 25, 2020

as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick

The way to describe a girl who has heavenly curves that are twice as thick as the normal girl and her intellect is too which can lead to misleading her into some pleasureful activities for both parties. (Arizona and some other states have thicker amounts of asphalt on their roads due to high temperatures.)

Darrin: The new girl at work is something else. She's round in all the right places! She's an all-a-round girl!
Bob: Oh, you mean Shandi? She sure gets my attention!
Darrin: Yep. Mang! I'd like to spend some time alone with her.
Andy: I've talked to her a few times. She's dumb. I think I could talk her into doing some things. Wonderful things!
Darrin: So, you're telling me she's as hot as Arizona asphalt and twice as thick?
Andy: Being from Needles, I can firmly state that to be true!

by von groovy June 20, 2017

thick

how you describe a fat person nicely.

girl 1= damn your girlfriend is a fatass.
boy= she's just thick!

by kccc=] August 17, 2007

through thick and thin

through the good times and the bad times thick being bad and thin being good. fuck all you bitches

throgh thick and thin, if something is THICK then it is HARD to get through. If something is THIN it is EASY to get to. through thick and thin definition= throguh the bad and the good.

by Sasasasandbom May 16, 2019

milk thick

This is a story of how Brendan ure fucus a man called Ryan and uses a butt plug and it is fantastic fiction

Immy loves milk thick

by Pibm March 21, 2017