Cracka Ass Honkey Ass

A term for a white person that wont shut the fuck up.

White Guy: Hey man wanna go chill?
Other Guy: No
White Guy: Man yes you do dont be a fuckin faggot!!
Other Guy: I said no so quit being a damn cracka ass honkey ass!!!

by ThaCarterII December 13, 2008

dat ass

To see a female derriere and have the emotional response to bit the bottom lip while wearing expensive sunglasses.

*sees picture of a tight female ass*
*puts on expensive sunglasses and bite bottom lip*
"DAT ASS."

by kanye west's sunglasses March 30, 2009

broke ass

It is what it is, a broke ass, which means u got no money u broke ass mafucka.

You look like a broke ass Ice T!

by Pavelski8 September 29, 2006

Whole ass

Adj. A term meaning the entirety of an object, used to express excitement, extreme confusion, or intensity.

I ate a whole ass cake by myself!

There was a whole ass bird in the library!

by Phoney_Panther May 28, 2019

Ass Ham

When a person unleashes an ungodly amount of rancid smelling fart.

Person 1: “Bro I just unleashed some absolute ass ham at my girls house yesterday”

Person 2: “What flavor was it?”

by The Poo Poo Pee Pee Man July 11, 2020

Ass Pull

when some character from a TV show gets very strong out of nowhere, like how Jotaro from JJBA learned to time stop and fly in the middle of a fight

Dio: RODA ROLA DA
Jotaro: oh no you got me
Dio: idiot i win now im gonna *stand* (haha get it?) here bragging about it
Jotaro: sike, i just remembered i can stop time too, die
Dio: bro dont you think thats a bit of an ass pull? so unfair
Jotaro: im the protagonist i dont give a crap

by lbjfreire March 5, 2021

ass cheese

A foul smelling whitish/tanish and pliable substance that manifests inside the human ass-crack...most commonly triggered by profuse butt-hole sweating and/or a soiled ass-crack area.

Ass cheese is a double-edge sword and uses its survival mechanisms to fend off removal:

1) It causes intense itching, however when you scratch that area, the ass cheese gets wedged underneath your fingernails, causing your hands to smell like a dirty asshole (which eventually envelopes your whole body, making you a smell like a walking dingle-berry). Because of this, people tend to abstain from itching the ass cheese and just letting it be.

2) Latches onto asshole hairs, escaping the reach of toilet paper and fingers (also, see doody hairs).

On a scorching hot summer afternoon, Red McDougall fucked a fugly whore on his couch in the missionary position. After a few minutes he turned her over to fuck her doggy style...he went to insert his penis when he caught the most foul whiff he had ever smelled in his life....he gagged and almost puked on her ass. He soldiered on and slowly moved his hand towards her butt cheeks so he could separate her gargantuan roast beef curtains....that's when he saw her entire ass crack and under pussy area infiltrated with cakey globs of white/tan ass cheese!!!

The pungent odor consumed him and he passed out on the spot...

When he woke up the next day, he had a dirty sanchez - ASS CHEESE STYLE! He vomited over and over until he passed out again.

by MYSTICBLU July 18, 2012