Yes, this is in fact a hat that when worn, will guarantee eternal happiness. It works psychologically, neurochemically, sexually, nutritionally, and through various other crucial mechanisms that typically help those (especially those who believe in the BKfitvalueslifestyle-branded @bossyhole) happiness. As long as you believe it is one, any type of hat can be considered a happy hat, so you don't need to buy one. After all, money doesn't give you happiness. Happy hats do.
by bkap314 January 15, 2021
by BadMedicine October 24, 2008
An dark acronimous used instead of breasts or tits to refer to medium-to-large caliber female human mammary glands that are good looking and pretty....
by putholian aholian June 22, 2005
by Crusty lips February 29, 2016
by Tiny nips July 21, 2013
Bill, make sure you put on your Peter Hat before you have sex with that hog, you never know what disease you might catch.
by super dave December 09, 2014
A metaphorical 'hat' worn when a not otherwise snarky person wishes to add some snarkiness to the world. The un-snarky person can then remove the hat and return to normalcy.
Hubert was generally a nice and non-judgmental guy, but sometimes when he put on his snark hat he could really lay into people.
by chrixo January 21, 2010