Taint sparkles

The residue located on your gooch or area between genitals and ass hole when you poop and it is explosive.

I had to use extra toilet paper when i shit today because i had lots of taint sparkles

by daudrina February 08, 2011

Taint Lashing

When your master is half mad and half horny he be whippin' on your taint.

Mistress Maybeline brought me to the brink and then decided she wanted a sandwich, so I gave her the taint lashing of her life.

by The Conjurer July 01, 2019

dragging taint

The act of dragging your taint against your girlfriends face.

Honey, I'm going to be dragging taint against your face like I'm riding a bull!

by hugeneck June 12, 2017

soggy taint

When you have a massive diarrhea but when you wipe you don't get all of the extra poo off your taint therefore causing the taint to stay wet and sweaty leading it to become soggy.

Hector: Emma, can you pass me a roll of toilet paper I had diarrhea.
Emma: Yes but make sure this time you whip really good, your soggy taint started to smell last time.

by Paytonglaser April 14, 2017

Taint Cleaner

Cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area

WOW he has some nice taint cleaner

by Janis tanter September 14, 2018

Taint eater

Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time

Your a taint eater

by Jacob is daddy May 15, 2018

face tainting

Similar to tea bagging but with the patch of skin between the ball sack and the anus. One repeatedly dips it into another's face for oral stimulation.

My boyfriend licked my taint last night while I bounced on his face. I totally love face tainting

by Bitch Bee July 28, 2017