Paint the taint

When a male ejaculates on on the skin between a woman’s vagina and asshole (taint) with this “white paint” ... to paint the taint

Yo did you paint the taint last night ?

by Mlit February 19, 2018

Taint Cleaner

Cleaner you use to scrub and clean your taintal area

WOW he has some nice taint cleaner

by Janis tanter September 14, 2018

Taint Knocking

Verb: When one grabs a person's testicles firm in their hand and knocks them against the person's own taint, as if knocking on the door with a traditional door knocker.

Tyler: "Bro, they tried this new thing called "taint knocking" on me last night."
Brett: "Yeah? How was it?
Tyler: "Not great......"

by Clit Mckinnon May 19, 2021

tainted tampon

the process of ripping out the girls tampon while she is asleep and put glue on it and shove it back into her vagina and put glue on it and stick it back in

i gave carla a tainted tampon last night

by helter skeltor September 9, 2014

Taint eater

Someone who is a jackass or aggravating all the time

Your a taint eater

by Jacob is daddy June 6, 2018

Christmas Taint

The calendar days between December 21rst and January 1rst.

"Yeah, I'm not taking a lot of time off this year, just the Christmas Taint."

by Bearringsd December 26, 2018

soggy taint

When you have a massive diarrhea but when you wipe you don't get all of the extra poo off your taint therefore causing the taint to stay wet and sweaty leading it to become soggy.

Hector: Emma, can you pass me a roll of toilet paper I had diarrhea.
Emma: Yes but make sure this time you whip really good, your soggy taint started to smell last time.

by Paytonglaser April 14, 2017