TikTok

A platform for lifeless goobers

That guy probably uses TikTok.

This sentence works because the guy in the example is a lifeless goober.

by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023

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One of the more recently discovered forms of cancer, it is a form of eye cancer. It has affected over 1 billion people, and if you have it, make your best effort to treat it.

Symptoms include:
Twerking uncontrollably
Doing dumb dances
You can only look at your phone for light
Having an IQ of -69
And many more.

Guy 1: Dude, I think you have TikTok.
Guy 2: *Has been twerking for the past 6 hours*

by I make words it is fun May 16, 2023

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TikTok is not "Cancer." TikTok is not "cancer." TikTok is not cancer. TikTok is a social media app where videos get shared.

I'm going to go on TikTok.

by JordanJohnsonistheone August 11, 2023

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A contagious pandemic disease spreading throughout the world; the only way to prevent it is to never, EVER download the app of the same name, and to immediately disassociate with anyone who is in possession of said app. Symptoms include heavy loss of cognitive function and use of new, nonsensical slang.

1: Yo check out this cool video
2: What the fuck, that’s TikTok, are you crazy?!
3: Yeah, we need to get him to a hospital, fast.
1: Nah, jit trippin
2: Oh no, it’s too late for him…
3: Yeah, he’s good as dead…

by RedUnderscore October 4, 2023

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an app that those weird yt shorts fuckers think its girls dancing but in reality its just normal , interesting and occasionally funny videos depending on what you like and its better than a fucking toilet singing the worst song imaginable

hey jerry, tiktok is so much better than watching dead memes all day

by lorddragom098 October 12, 2023

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