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"ultimate" fingers-crossing

Refers to where you also manually cross your ring-finger over-top of "Big Boy", and then cross "Little Boy" over-top of your ring-finger; the theory is that perhaps this will give you a better chance of not getting your a** blown off than you'd have from crossing just your first two fingers. Extra points if you cross all four fingers of both your hands in this way, and/or if you also scuttle around and similarly-arrange da hand-appendages of any and all bystanders (provided their fingers are slender and limber enough to fairly-comfortably do so, of course) prior to saying, "Well --- here goes nuttin'"... with THAT voluminous number of "overlapped digits", it would conceivably put pressure on Fate to allow your endeavor to succeed, similar to how a prayer-chain supposedly does with God.
My elderly neighbor had given me a ride downtown to fill my water-jogs at the local public faucet, and he was concerned that his car's severely-worn starter wasn't going to "mesh in" correctly when he turned the key. So I jokingly showed him the "ultimate" fingers-crossing when he was ready to try starting his car; he looked at my seemingly-impossibly-"pretzeled" fingers and said a bit sadly, "Zheeesh --- I could NEVER do that with my poor old craggy arthritic fingers!", and then tentatively "twisted da brass" and beamed appreciatively when the car's engine whirled right over! "I guess crossing your fingers like that DID work," my friend chuckled.
by QuacksO November 21, 2018
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Ultimate Football

A game football game but can be played with other sports equipment. Players pass to each other until one team has passed the ball to the end zone of the other team.
Hey, do you want to play some ultimate football? I got a bean bag!
by booksandtea June 16, 2017
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The Ultimate Betrayal

When you dog drinks your Shirley temple as you go to get him/her a treat from the kitchen.
I can't Believe Aspen drank my Shirley temple as I was going to get him a Beggin Strip, that's the Ultimate Betrayal!
by TheLoaners October 17, 2023
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giga ultimate fat saif

fattest of fat people will kill you. if he farts. also he will eat your fridge at exactly 3:00 AM
that giga ultimate fat saif just nuked the world with his fart!! Run!
by perf9009 November 11, 2022
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Ultimate Golden shower

The act of peeing in your lovers butt, then laying on the bed while they stand over you and spray your piss all over your face! It's the Unlimate Golden shower!
"I hope you're into some freaky shit because tonight you're giving me the Ultimate Golden Shower!"
by Mr. DIRTY MURK April 2, 2019
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Ultimized

To take an ultimate situation past its maximum potential
The event was ultimate but it was taken to the next level... it was ultimized
The addition of something extra ultimized it
by Waylaw July 21, 2022
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boo boo the ultimate fool

Said of one who looks/is stupid or feels dumb.
i don't think i would ever meet someone who take the place of boo boo the ultimate fool like @blazedflatline
by alongsidejustin July 4, 2018
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