surverus

One whom uses hax or aimbots to aid themselves in Unreal Tournament.

May also mean ghey.

John: Woah me Billy, you're on fire today!
Billy: You could say that John ;)
John: Hey wait... you're not pulling a suverus are you?

by WordMaster July 26, 2003

suffermaker

Someone who will go out of there way to make a friend, frienemy, or girlfriend/boyfriend suffer a little bit. You could be planning some good suffer for later, or constantly stirring up a hot plate of suffer.

Warning: know your limit!

"Geeze, did u see that dude get mentally owned by his wife?" Other guy, "yeah, she's such a Suffermaker!"

by T-Baggin's October 15, 2013

butt smurfer

A person who gives a rim job to someone with an exposed hemorrhoid !

After Steve gave sally that rim job, he is now a butt smurfer.

by EvilPanda_314 March 28, 2016

Plastic surgery

You really need to cut that shit out. It doesn't look good. You don't need it as badly as you think. If you do it more than once you have a problem. That shit isn't good for you.

Iam "Man... Seeing some of these plastic surgery people hurts my soul."

Hym "It's not your problem. Or your body. Why do you care?"

Iam "Really? I mean, I can relate to the body dysmorphia so I understand the impulse but I see some of these people destroying themselves and it makes me want to save them from themselves..."

Hym "How would you even go about doing that? What a waste of time! We have bigger problems."

Iam "I don't know.... They should have people in their lives..."

Hym "Ha! Same with the 400 pounders! Maybe someone else will do it. Hahahahahahahaha!!!"

Iam "You..."

Hym "Get it!? Because you know literally no one else will even both to lift a finger to do anything about it."

Iam "What could they even do? What could we even do? Man..."

by Hym Iam May 11, 2022

Alabama Lasik Surgery

Place a large dip of chew in your mouth right before plowing your cousin from behind. When you're about to blow spit your chaw on her back and tell her you came. When she turns around laser her in her lazy eye with a hot stream of semen then smack her in the opposite direction of her lazy eye. Fixing her lazy eye permanently.

Cletus "Hey Leeroy didnt you're wife used to have a lazy eye?"
Leeroy "She did until I gave her Alabama Lasik Surgery"
Cletus "Damn cousin, I appreciate you taking suck good care of my sister"

by Cave man101 December 12, 2019

Sufferin succotashed

When you work at Warner Brothers and try to access a website that contains illicit content and you get "sufferin succotashed" meaning the website is blocked.

I was trying to look at those pictures of Brett Farve's penis texts and I got sufferin succotashed.

by onmyphonephone October 15, 2010

They Did Surgery On A Grape

Meme started by Hailey.Wisch in the group “crop your screenshots you godless heathen”

Exists to be obnoxious, the inside joke of many FaceBook groups.

Stephanie: Hey what’s up with the grape surgery?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape
Stephanie: Yeah but why do I keep seeing it everywhere?

Hailey: They Did Surgery On A Grape

by BootyOverlord67 November 26, 2018