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Adobe Support

A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.

Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"

by a-mustache May 8, 2025

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Trump Supporter Psychosis

When Trump supporters spasm microaggressions at people they perceive as democrats every fraction of a second while pretending not to do anything

"What's wrong with that person? They're yelling like an animal? "
"They have Trump supporter psychosis. "

by ElderMillennialBoss April 17, 2023

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Common questions and support documentation

When you tap that little help button at the bottom of the page, you get this.

1: tap the help button to get to the Common questions and support documentation
2: you know you want to

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

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Shaddoll Support

NO! NOOOO! BUT I SOLD ALL MY SHADDOLL FOR KASHTIRA!!!

Hym "SHADDOLL SUPPORT! NOOOOOOOO! SHADOW'S LIGHT AND DUALITY!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I SOLD ALL MY SHADDOLL FOR KASHTIRA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" 😨

by Hym Iam August 29, 2023

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