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i am out straight

way too busy as in totally scheduled
I am out straight and can't finish the job until next month!
by mike rekola September 5, 2008
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straight pride parade

Heterosexuals confine themselves to a small portion of a town or city so that gays can have a nice time in the rest of the town.

A day marked by a parade that resembles a funeral procession.

A horrible experiment where straight people realize that there's no such thing as a "parade" without gay people.
Lisa: I'm going to the straight pride parade tomorrow. Are you coming?

Barbara: No. I'm going to take advantage of the absence of straight people by having a romantic picnic in the park with my girlfriend.

Joe: Hey, Greg, can you help us with the float for our straight pride parade?

Greg: No. I want to see if straight people can manage to put together a parade without the help of any gay people.
by Jules88 January 8, 2012
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straight chillin

“Hey Scott, me and the girls are gonna be there in ten minutes.”

“Nah, man. I’m straight chillin and I don’t wanna put on pants right now.”
by Randy 440 May 6, 2007
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ex-straight

1. A pseudo-religious movement, satirical in nature, to convert heterosexuals to homosexuality (or bisexuality). 'Ex-straight' ministries, a retort to the notorious ex-gay movement, often turn common, negative issues about homosexuality expressed in fundamentalist Christianity around on their accusers.

2. One who identifies oneself as homosexual (or bisexual) after previously assuming and affronting a heterosexual orientation. Can also pertain to one that has consciously chosen, or made oneself homosexual/bisexual.
1. An ex-straight argument might be that conforming to heterosexuality is conducive to overpopulation.

2. Jack was always more attracted to other males, but pretended to be straight to appease his peers. After high school, he was openly homosexual.
by M. Warren December 20, 2005
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Straight Flossin

Used to describe something or someone that is of particularly high quality or ability.
"That shirt be Straight Flossin, Lee John" or "Tin Man be Straight Flossin at B-Ball"
by The Huggy Bear July 20, 2006
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straight

Meaning something is "okay" or "cool".
Naw man thats straight.
by S-Bizzle Fo Shizzle October 9, 2005
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Straight Nasty

Extrememly good or skilled...
by Alex Wildman May 2, 2003
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