value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016

Prekratit moi stradaniya

Literally translated from Russian means "end my suffering." It also sounds cool to say.

You: Prekratit moi stradaniya
Somebody else: the hell does that mean?
You: Nevermind.

by -_s a u c e_- June 9, 2018

pulling the strake

To leave the classroom for a few minutes and copy some paperwork in the middle of the lesson

"She is going to copy some paperwork in the middle of the lesson again?"

"Yeah she is pulling the strake

by pullThisOne November 13, 2019

The Dolphins' Strategy

The Dolphins' Strategy.

The Dolphins' Strategy for becoming the strategic future of Football.

by Rice Mikhail Baker-Yeboah January 16, 2020

front and back attack strategy

Tong Yat Hin plays Brawl Stars in class, also equals to his name.

Hi, front and back attack strategy! you are gay

by Leung Wan Lo 9 June 15, 2020

single balloon strategy

a balloon backbling from fortnite

a caster said the guy was using the single balloon strategy during summer skirmish even though it was a backbling

by rfournier09 December 17, 2020

Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.

"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "

by Harry Hen April 20, 2021