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Porn storys

They both be doing porn hub sucking each others private parts
by Blaketg February 25, 2020
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Maple Story

MapleStory is a really Asian-ish, 2D game that has no creativity, since the monsters are so repetitive (ex, there's Spore for beginners, then like a Undead Spore, and a Large Spore, and a bunch of other spores) basically, think Ragnarok Online minus the coolness. But it's easy to get addicted anyway. :D
Someone: *spams dropping a bunch of money, aka Meso(the universal currency in MapleStory*
n00bs: *run, spam Z, the key to pick up items, misses all the meso* NOFAR NOFAR I GUT NUTTIN!!! ;O; ;O; *cry smiley*
by Lin April 9, 2005
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Sex story

Get off the bed and do something productive you meat beating frick.
The only reason why you searched up “sex story” was so you would have something to beat your meat to. Stop. Do something healthy.
by Big Ol' Boy February 15, 2020
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sex story

here is an example: danny was horny as fuck. he went to his girls house and asked to fuck her. she slid down her panties and pulled up her shirt, then rode him till they both came
I went on urban dictionary to find a sex story because I was horny and needed to jack off
by doogy20 January 26, 2023
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Pizza Story

A really long winded story that ends up being irrelevant.No punchline. Waste of time. Then you all laugh at the pizza story teller.
(this is infact the origin of the term pizza story- widely used in western europe)

"that pizza was delish"

"Oh yeah, funny story actually... this one time I got this pizza and it was REALLY CRAZY they like... cooked (explanation goes on for a few more minutes- toppings.. flavour of sauce, friends at edge of seats at this point.. ..)...no no they MADE the pizza ...and then they put it into this crrrazy stone like hole in the wall... weird. so yeah, it was on wood. ''

"dont you mean a stone oven?"

"yeah. cool."

"and .....?"

"yeah."

And so the Pizza Story was born.
by PIZZASTORY© February 6, 2010
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Shit Story

A unit of measurement used to describe the distance you fall when playing Toy Story 2 for the Nintendo 64.
"Wow, i just fell a shit story out of that tree when that toy hit me.
by Proffesor Badass June 29, 2010
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Story Mark

Mental note of one's progress in a book's storyline, as opposed to page number.
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