stoner's dozen

The number 14. 14 grams is half an ounce, a somewhat common amount of marijuana to buy or sell.

If a dozen is 12 and a baker's dozen is 13, then 14 is a stoner's dozen.

Customer: Yo pack me up a stoner's dozen
Dealer: I got u g

by thehiddenvalley February 21, 2019

Stoner tip

The act of tipping a bag of chips into one's mouth to get the last bit of crumbs.

So, thanks to Jessica and her stoner tip move, we are out of chips. Everyone say " thanks, Jessica!"

by Chrismcdiddy October 14, 2019

stonersexual

a person who is attracted to stoners but isn’t necessarily considered one

“babe i think i’m a stonersexual, i want nothing more than to suck you off while you take a toke”

by small tiddy goth gf November 16, 2019

Stoner Steve

A stoner named Steve. Best friend of Redneck Bob and Co-founder of Stoner Steve and Redneck Bob Industries.

Hey Stoner Steve, crokeed or mooncrack?

by Mr.Explosions February 19, 2020

Sloperator

A (usually) chubby, overly serious guy who looks like he did four tours with the SFs/Rangers in Afghanistan but actually never joined the service.

Wears only Grunt Style t-shirts spewing some crap about being a sheepdog, tactical pants, desert tan boots, Oakley sunglasses, and a multi-cam baseball hat. Typically accompanied by a neck beard. Only combat experience is via air soft/paintball/video games. Drives a giant lifted truck but can’t park for SHITE. Only listens to FFDP.

I bet the only time that sloperator went to war was for the last Popeyes chicken sandwich.

by MegCat March 28, 2020

shoperone

shop-er-one | ˈsho-pə-ˌrōn |
verb
keeping an eye on your phone to look after/supervise your Instacart, Postmates or TaskRabbit shopper while they are shopping for you

Hold up one second, I need to shoperone my Instacart shopper. They ALWAYS screw up my Sprouts order!

by #HodgePodgeLA January 28, 2021

stonergf666

stonergf666 is the badass, stoner meme page of instagram. Stonergf enjoys an innocent indulging of the marijuanas, along with a kinky night of s@x involving knives and ties, all recorded in the Sex Note diary.

stonergf666 - "y do some plugs take so long don't u want my money bitch"

by @kitboy_orb March 17, 2021