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Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass
As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon
by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023
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Cuntywank stain

female cum stained panties. Often sniffed by wierdos. White in complection and smells like fish.
bollocks i have left a cuntywank stain on my seat...
oh ya cuntywank stain!
by master Nathan March 7, 2008
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fudge stain

Dude, you got a wicked fudge stain going on!
by 98678596758674396748967 January 11, 2009
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clunker savings

Windfall money garnered from participating in the Clunkers for Cash Program.
Honey, I think that I will take our clunker savings, and build a man cave so I can stay out of your hair when your mom comes over, ok, honey dearest?
by Guido1 August 23, 2009
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vertical stain

The frontal secretions left on a woman's pair of panties. A womans genital moistness on her panties. When the vagina releases it's juices onto a pair of panties and leaves a stain, a vertical stain.
My panties will have a vertical stain by the end of the day. I saw her vertical stain on her panties. He got me so wet, my panties now have a vertical stain on them.
by mannygman October 26, 2010
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Pain stain

A black eye or any other bruise received from a fight
After the boxing match Dave's eye was sporting a huge pain stain
by Sundeamon666 April 29, 2013
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titty stained

The phrase "titty stained" is a close synonym to the phrase "pussy whipped" but refers more specifically to emotional dependency. Basically you have been sucking too hard for too long.
Bro 1: Where the fuck is Brad? I haven't seen him in like 6 weeks.

Bro 2: Oh dude he's probably crying to his girlfriend somewhere. He's so fucking titty stained. Don't expect to see him around.
by cliftoncincygirl August 30, 2013
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