united states

hey, we got our issues but we’re trying. some days it’s the 1800’s and other days it’s 3020.

person 1: “ man, the united states is fucked up!”
person 2: “hey, at least they got good food.”

by snowman2680 January 26, 2018

United States Of Tara

A show that is based on the life of a woman named Tara who has D.I.D.. This show poorly represents the disorder and has been deemed worse than the movie Split.

United states of Tara is a shitty show, dare I say its worse than Split.

by Aaron the christian trans boy November 28, 2019

United States

Known as America for short, it is a toxic country due to it having the most money, but Americans have shorter and sicker lives compared to its competitors i.e. Norway, Sweden, Iceland, Finland, Germany, UK, Canada, France, Denmark, Australia, New Zealand.

Sorry but, with a taste of my brain I'm on a ride, you're toxic, I'm slipping under. Did you know that your toxic Mr United States?

Credit to: Britney Spears

by Power476 September 14, 2020

combover states

States Donald Trump needs to win, so he flies in, holds a rally, and leaves with understanding or helping the people who live there.

“Aw man, dad’s making me do a rally in one of the combover states tonight, Wisconsin.”

by chuck van d October 28, 2020

New States of Papere

The definition of shit. An Italian discord server where everybody has an iq of under 75. Also everyone's gay and they hate among us cock vore.

Sus McSusface: Oh my god, you're so dumb!
Cock Penis: Yes, I'm from New States of Papere

by Regian24 May 26, 2021

Confederate statues

A surface object to represent the power struggle that was the Civil War, as all wars are really power struggles.

The Civil War wasn't about Confederate statues any more than it was about slavery, but if certain people are listened to and taken seriously, you would think it was.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

United States Volunteer Rangers

A family basedScouting, Preparedness and Disaster Response Organization based in the United States that holds camping and survival events throughout the country

I caught that fish on a canoe trip with the United States Volunteer Rangers last weekend!

Or:
We just got a damage assessment from The United States Volunteer Rangers for Main Street. Looks like most of the buildings are structurally sound but there is some looting that needs to be addressed.

by angrycelt March 11, 2022