Satan's Car Wash

Menses. Blood and other matter discharged from the uterus at menstruation.

My girl's on the rag. So I'm taking my peenpeen down to Satan's car wash tonight.

by TheDonkeyBomber June 3, 2018

Satan's lube

When you eat some flaming hot cheetos and use your spit as lube for vaginal or anal sex.

Dude I ate a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos and gave my wife the ol' Satan's lube last night.

by Cheetoeater666 June 9, 2018

Satan’s peaches

The dirty down south grunge style of a woman’s vagina

Damn I took her clothes off and there it was, her Satan’s peaches

by Actionjackson43 June 14, 2018

Satan

The guy who gets alot of letters to santa from dyslexic kids

Child:Mommy look I wrote a letter to santa
Mother: Jesus Christ please help my child for he is possessed by satan

by Jesuslover199;) June 21, 2018

Satan

Me

"wow, gurl, you are Satan"

by spookyoatmeal June 22, 2018

Satan's Shampoo

When your in the shower with you girl and you cum in your hand then massage it into her hair while she's not looking.

Was getting feisty in the shower with my girl when I dropped a load and gave her the Satan's shampoo treatment.

by BigDog The Pirate October 6, 2018

Satan Dust

Satan dust is a sparkly substance that is generally liked by children, people making cheesy Valentine's Day cards, and teenagers trying to annoy each other(which works because of the power of Satan). Another name for Satan Dust is glitter.

"Get that freaking Satan Dust away from me."
"You put Satan Dust in my hair!"

by Satan'sLittleHelpers November 16, 2018