by CumdumpSlore October 06, 2021
A flying land squid is a mythological creature of epic preportions that travels in a pocket of pure oxygen giving it the apperence of "flying". it's origins are widely unknown but it is belived to be the work of two stoned highschool boys. One thing that can not be argued with is the sise of this fictionary giant, its tentical can be the length and thickness of up to three school busses! They have been known to, in an insane rage, tear the roof's off of schools devouring all in its path. Only one has ever been recorded and it is bealived to be imortal with no preditors or ways of killing it. These mamoths are so fierce and powerful that they are the only thing that legend CHUCK NORRIS is actualy afraid of.
"dude I was so baked last night i looked out of my window and i swear a flying land squid drifted by!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
"Dude no way! You to!"
by IWANTTOBELIVE January 08, 2010
A girl who runs with her arms and legs flailing (similar to a giraffe). Usually she is very bubbly and talkative.
That Cleo, she's a sand squid!
by bigcatface September 16, 2009
When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.
by Flipblip July 06, 2024
by Snaglpuss February 02, 2023
Dude, Mrs. Nancy? She's dry squid man. Nobody's visited explored her caverns since the Age of Exploration
by Neuroticqt December 12, 2015
by 2guysandagirl August 18, 2022