Squeeze

Making really good food. Food that tastes so good

Omg bro that good is totally squeeze. Wow this is squeeze what’s the recipe

by Beccared February 20, 2022

Squeezing The Bag

When your box of wine seemingly runs dry, average mortals would toss the box in the trash. Instead, you know to open the box, pull out the bag and squeeze the shit out of it, and magically, two more glasses appear before you.

Dude, you’re out of box wine!
Worry not, mi amigo, open the box and start squeezing the bag.

by JoeWhoKnows March 20, 2022

squeezing the sponge

When an ex asks for more money for things that should already be covered by child support.

Also when an ex files for child support arrears despite being fully paid.

“She’s got him by the balls and really squeezing the sponge for that orthodontist bill.”

“She spent all the child support on a new truck for her boyfriend, now she’s squeezing the sponge to pay for the kid’s summer clothes”

“The County takes half your income even if you’re caught up. They really squeeze the sponge”

by Fact Based Person January 30, 2018

squeezing the iguana

masturbating

We called Wes to see if he wanted to go to the bar, but he never answered his cell. I believe he was too busy squeezing the iguana.

by bullet88 January 10, 2009

The Squeeze

The Squeeze is an act where during intercourse with a man and a woman, the woman proceeds to milk your penis by giving the shaft a light squeeze all the way down. Thus mimicking how a cow's udders are milked.

"Oh yeah Sophia gave me The Squeeze last night. It felt like I was being milked."

by Lord_McNuggey_ May 13, 2020

go-go squeeze

cum in a bag

i could really go for a go-go squeeze tonight

by very very gay dude March 28, 2022

Squeeze Job

Is a version of a handjob where the girl instead of strokes the penis, squeezes the penis. Is used mostly on guys with smaller sized packages

Yo I heard that Derick got a squeeze job, you know what that means

by Tradala November 24, 2016