A American citizen typically massively obese with a lack of common sense and independent thought that drinks large quantities of soda and or caffeinated beverages while also making the beverage of choice their personality. The visual of a average Soda American is that of the Michelin man with sunken eyes a pale face and a dead fluoride stare with fat rolls tucked into their pants/leggings.
“I got a Diet Coke with my three Big Macs and large fry”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”
“Did you see the new marvel movie”
“Dr pepper is the best drink”
”I hate the taste of water it’s so bland”
“Joel has drank 4 mountain dews in the last hour” “ikr no wonder he weighs 600 pounds” “typical soda American”
by Trentjs03 September 21, 2022
Get the Soda Americanmug. Hey how are you Soda?
by kinglan November 21, 2021
Get the Sodamug. by hornygirll May 14, 2019
Get the Soda popmug. by swaggyguy127 December 14, 2015
Get the Cream Sodamug. Soda is the name used for people that are so effortlessly funny. Everybody loves soda and if you don't then you are a menace to society.
Person A : Hello.
Soda : Joe mama sussy deez nuts fortnite balls.
Everyone : Hahahahahahaha. We love you , Soda.
Soda : Joe mama sussy deez nuts fortnite balls.
Everyone : Hahahahahahaha. We love you , Soda.
by Kakyoinlovebot May 23, 2021
Get the Sodamug. An Italian Soda is a flavored carbonated drink, typically made with a flavouring syrup component and an unflavored carbonated component.
by #elk loves moose September 19, 2019
Get the Italian sodamug. by Cupcakeguru January 18, 2019
Get the Sodamug.