The Snorkel

When a man is receiving oral sex and ejaculates at the same time that his partner inhales, causing the partner to aspirate the semen.

John had to call an ambulance for Susan after he gave her the Snorkel and she couldn't breathe.

by fireeater5301 February 6, 2015

fun snorkel

a bong

pass the fun snorkel

by martians ass March 29, 2016

Bitch Snorkel

When you just happen to be laying down and a dog (female) sits in your face in such a way that its vagina touches the tip of your nose, wetting it slightly.

"Hey, did you here about what happened to Sammy?"
"Yeah, he totally got bitch snorkeled by his cousins dog!"
"Ha, classic."

by MOTHERFUCKINGSHAZ September 15, 2016

Butt Snores

When a fat guy goes to sleep and farts then sucks it back up.

His butt snores only smelled for a second, as he sucked them back up.

by MagiMash July 11, 2016

dick snorkel

Originally from the 94 Radio One freestyle session with the Wu-Tang Clan: dick snorkel is slang for a bong or water pipe.

youtu.be/qQSWuSzfwjs?t=1815

"When the joint gets cold the dick snorkel comes out." -- Methodman

youtu.be/qQSWuSzfwjs?t=1815

by r.GimP November 27, 2016

rocky snorkel

The act of fellating a man's penis as he passes a kidney stone into the fellator's mouth.

Dude, Brad Pitt gave Angelina Jolie the worst rocky snorkel, no wonder their marriage is on the rocks.

by Marty O 3.0 March 12, 2017

boner snorkel

A snorkel that is used by your boner. Only useable if you have the ability to breathe out of you penis.

Tommy has a fat boner snorkel!

by 210249 April 21, 2018