Wicked Snicker

a turd poured with caramel and peanuts scattered on the caramel

Dude 1: guess what man?
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: I gave Mr. Johnson a wicked snicker as a present for giving me detention.
Dude 2: oh dude your sick!
Dude 1: you havn't seen what I gave to Mr. Smith if thought that was bad.
Dude 2: what would that be?
Dude 1: a wicked milkshake!

by LTFysgeo February 3, 2013

pentagon shocker

When you're climbing over a fence and a picket pokes you right up the pooper.

(The PENTAGON Shocker, because it's the Department of DE FENCE)

I slipped while jumping the fence and gave myself the old Pentagon Shocker

by Spankleberry April 26, 2017

pussy snackers

Vampire fuckboys that dine on le pussy at night. They generally leave a trace of dried up crust which is used to make rhubarb pies. BE CAREFUL, they don't use protection. Naughty bunch of fuckboys, am I right? By the way, you know what a rhubarb pie is? Now you know. Your welcome. Two definitions in one.

Fuckboy #1: "I'm in the mood for m'ladies puss."
Fuckboy #2: "Lets go be pussy snackers and dine on le puss tonight."

by Mr. Obese Man (Abhinoor) June 7, 2017

Septic Shocker

When you have anal sex bareback with a girl, then surprise her by pulling out and finishing in her mouth

"Why is Sally so mad at you today?"

"I gave her a septic shocker last night"

by SgtSyphilis July 26, 2017

G-Shocker

An individual that loves to wear G-shocks and is called by his friends G-shocker.

What's up G-shocker- An individual that loves to wear G-shocks.

by Antkololo June 3, 2018

ghost snickers

invisible chewy device

Man 1: "Bro fam squad i gots dis ghost snickers man"
Man 2: "Noice fam"

by Best Friend Jackson November 8, 2018

Jizz Socker

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.

"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X

by Stick900 November 12, 2018