Simp

When your friends leaves a game to talk to his other half

David is a simp for Emily when we play a game

by Carys May 27, 2021

Simp

Simp

Noun. simp (plural simps) (slang) A man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. (slang) A simple person lacking common sense; a fool or simpleton.

Sean Mcleary is a Simp for Ocean Sinclair

by Simp Mcleary April 25, 2021

SIMP

Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.

You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.

by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021

Simp

Noun.

Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.

"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."

"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."

by Fuhrer Hund May 1, 2021

Simp

(S)uper (I)ntense (M)inecraft (P)layer

person 1: Bro you're a simp!
person 2: HELL YEAH I AM

by newwordsperday June 23, 2023

simp

gregory henry jackson

gregory henry jackson is a huge simp

by pimp4life16 June 9, 2022

simp

NOT a crush, but you find everyone attractive; you can never settle with one person for too long, unless you are a minor simp, so then you only simp for one or two people. But if you are a REAL simp, you will have such a long list you will forget half the people and randomly remember them. You're always adding more to the list, almost every day.

me: *takes 2 hours explaining how a ton of people are attractive*
friend: geez bro you're such a simp

by dnf_simp612 June 27, 2022