reverse shoulder ride 

When a man picks a woman up in front of him and places her legs over his shoulder while performing cunninlingus.

Ray J gave Kim a reverse shoulder ride

reverse shoulder ride by likjakejake July 24, 2016

head on shoulder 

A sign of affection when one rests their head on their mate's shoulder. This can be a big first step to a more physical way of showing affection in a relationship.

"Hey guys She finally got to put my head on shoulder"
"Wow congrats man!"

head on shoulder by GigggityGoo May 6, 2009

Smouldge 

sm-ul-dge or sm-ol-dge
1. An extreme feeling of comfort and relaxation, for one thing to merge and become part of another

2. Something which is comfortable, soft, cushty, or absorbs you into it like a particularly comfortable beanbag/sofa/duvet

3. The blend of one thing into another which has no definitive line.

1. "I'm well smouldged" "I feel smouldged"

2. "Check out this smouldge, I could pass out here man" "This cusion is well smouldgable"

3. "I like how the colour smouldges together in that picture" "The sky is smouldging into the sea"

Smouldge by expand ur horizons/ iow September 28, 2010

shoulder-biter

Slang term for someone with learning difficulties or a mental disability. Alternatively, someone who is acting like a moron. Origin stems from random, sporadic open-mouthed head movements typical of sufferers where they appear to be trying to bite their own shoulder.

What do you know, you fucking shoulder-biter?

shoulder-biter by Trojan Horse November 6, 2008

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. 

Similar in meaning to “Boy, am I a dumb ass,” this advanced application of “fuck me running” is to be used in situations which were originally a surprise, but now have recurred over and over again, and the fuckee (that's you) has still not had the sense to leave.

As in: “I still have a joint checking account with my girlfriend. Well, fuck me stupid, shoulda been running."

fuck me stupid, shoulda been running. by rowafe August 25, 2009

shoulder load

When a man blows his load on someone's shoulder, usually occurs in an MMMF foursome by the awkward third dude.

The mouth was busy, so I totally dropped a shoulder load.

I woke up with a shoulder load today, last night was sketchy.

shoulder load by Mike January 13, 2006

shoulder wedgie

Occurs when someone's arms are through the holes of their underwear. One can this to themselves or it can be a prank. This wedgie is hard to do. But it hurts. Espeaccialy on girls.

1.I got board so I put my arms through the holes of my underwear. The shoulder wedgie hurt real bad.
2. My cousins thought it would be funny to give me a shoulder wedgie so they put my arms through the leg holes on my underwear

shoulder wedgie by Wedgier January 2, 2014